TORSO 8/08 By Jordan Day
ORAL 101: Suck-Hole Training
With a title like Oral 101, it would be reasonable to expect you’re getting a DVD emphasizing blowjobs and, as the subtitle Suck-Hole Training implies, rimming. Yes, it would be reasonable to expect an oral-only sextravaganza, but it also would be wrong.
Though Oral 101 does deliver on the bj’s, its title has no relation to the DVD’s content. Oral 101’s actual theme is young guys. Like, just-turned-legal ones. And just to hammer that point home, performers’ ages are supplied next to their noms du porn in the opening credits.
At a summer camp, Cody Parker (18) marches out of a cabin, with dark-haired cutie Ashton Scott (18) in tow, to inspect laundry drying on a clothesline. Both guys are in their skivvies, the preferred attire at this camp, which explains why the only clothing hung out to dry is white briefs. Long-haired Parker berates Scott for doing a lousy wash job, saying odd things like, “That’s not my cum stain!” Scott, whose speaking voice made me think of Jimmy Stewart impersonating Tallulah Bankhead, counters with, “I guess you’ll just have to punish me.” The punishment? Parker puts a pair of the offending drawers on Scott’s head. Then Scott puts a pair of undies on Parker’s head. It’s comedy made for a fast-forward button.
The guys do get down to business soon thereafter, heading into the cabin but stopping at the front door to give each other head. Those nostalgic for the long-haired surfer types of ’70s and early ’80s porn will adore Parker, while Scott will appeal to those favoring a more clean-cut style. The guys’ big cocks have timeless appeal, though it’s interesting to note that Scott has a full bush while retro-looking Parker’s pubes are buzzed down to fuzz. Parker and Scott continue their dick-sucking antics at a SUV parked in the yard, after which Parker tops Scott. They finish jacking off side-by-side, with Scott shooting an impressive load all over his smooth belly.
When Kenny Kash and Roger Rodriguez (both 18) wash their SUV, they’re soon soaking each other down with garden hoses—and then each other’s hoses. Fair-haired Kash is slender and hirsute (he’s the hairiest guy in the cast, in fact), vaguely resembling convicted “Party Monster” Michael Alig. Rodriguez doesn’t have much meat on his bones, but he’s got plenty of meat on his boner. The guys make out, pausing to recite some horrible dialog horribly (to wit: “Your eyes are as blue as the water in my toilet bowl”). A nude water pistol fight follows before they finally—finally!—suck each other’s cock. After some 69 action, Kash takes Rodriguez from behind. A few positions later, the guys are jacking off side-by-side in the back of that freshly washed SUV.
Michael Cresthill (18) is out fishing when he notices he’s being “spied on” by Jessie Vasquez (18 as well). I put “spied on” in quotes because spying generally implies observing someone covertly, not standing in plain view with your dick in your hands. Cresthill responds by pulling his own dick out, and before you know it Vasquez is putting down his binoculars and closing the 20 feet separating them. Fast forward past some painful dialog and Cresthill turning cartwheels (don’t ask) and you can enjoy the pair blowing each other. Cresthill has a farmer’s son cuteness about him, while Vasquez, with his faux-hawk hairstyle, chinstrap beard and pierced lip, has an appealing rough edge. Cresthill lowers himself onto Vasquez’s cock for a slow-grind sit-fuck. Somehow all the scenes in this DVD end up in the back of an SUV, and that’s where these guys end up, with Vasquez straddling Cresthill and dumping a load all over his torso. “That was hot,” rasps Vasquez. Couldn’t agree more.
We get another laundry inspection scenario, though at least there is some nod to variety in that it’s a threesome. Blond Scott Patrick (19) is the laundry inspector, barely able to suppress giggles as he chastises toothy, olive-skinned Jayden Keyes and square-jawed Kaden Roads (both 19 as well) for doing a poor laundry job. The multiply-pierced trio all take turns blowing each other, with Patrick distinguishing himself as the only performer in this DVD willing to eat ass (and doing a damn good job of it, too). Mega-hung Keyes tops Patrick while Roads feeds his own substantial endowment to the laundry Nazi. Roads demonstrates his versatility by bottoming by Keyes and Patrick eats Keyes ass. Once again a scene ends with the performers jacking off in the back of an SUV. Director Brady Mayo isn’t exactly brimming with ideas.
Parker returns for an encore in the final scene. The long-haired hottie tosses a football with shaggy haired Brad Michaels (18) and spiky-haired Sebastian Blaque (21, making him a senior citizen in this cast). The guys forego football in favor of playing with each other’s balls, taking turns sucking cock and trading self-conscious kisses. Michaels, whose pretty features are borderline feminine, rides Parker’s cock while getting sucked by Blaque, and then Blaque has a go at stuffing Michaels’ petit ass. This scene ends the same as all the others, although we do get some surprise jizz lapping from Blaque, who slurps up the lingering drops of cum off Parker’s cockhead.
Watching Oral 101: Suck-Hole Training reminded me of something Nina Hartley, the grand dame of straight porn, said: Pornography is made by businessmen, not sexual revolutionaries. Oral 101 does nothing to disprove that statement. Still, fans of young hustl—oops, I mean, young men and outdoor sex will find enough here to be reasonably satisfied.
High Drive Productions/Pacific Sun Entertainment
P.O. Box 2457
North Hills, CA 91393
800-693-4111
www.GayMagix.com or www.SpunkStar.com
ORAL 101: SUCK-HOLE TRAINING REVIEW BY MARK ADAMS FOR VIDIOVIEW.COM
Mark Adams' View 7.22.08
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Brady Mayo's new one for High Drive Productions is "Oral 101: Suck Hole Training,' and features a plethora of youthful jocks on campus, doing what you probably wished you did in college. There are 11 young men getting their "lessons," including Ashton Scott, Cody Parker (both to your left), Roger Rodriguez and Jessie Vasquez. High Drive makes a point of letting us know how "youthful" these performers are. Ashton Scott is a delightful young man who could have had a lengthy career in porn. Unfortunately, for us, he retired from the industry after his work with Mayo, and I am told he is now a concert pianist. Who knew. So catch him
while you can. And here's something you don't see every day, Chauncy. Although the names on the box are correct, the beginning of the first scene (and the promotional material) lists "Ashton Scott" as "Ashton RYAN." Being the diligent journalist I pretend to be, I mentioned it to Mayo, who admitted that he goofed, adding, "Clearly, I have not gotten over my decade long crush on Ashton Ryan!" Well, as someone who shall remain anonymous told me, we can take care of that. But I digress. If you're a twink fan, you'll enjoy "Oral 101...," distributed by Pacific Sun, with more info and scene pics at their website.
ONAN THE VULGARIAN AT XXFACTOR REVIEWS ORAL 101: SUCK-HOLE TRAINING!
http://www.xxfactor.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=567
Oral 101: Suck-Hole Training
There may be no cuter twinks on this side of the Atlantic, but they seem to have more fun when they're not having sex than when they are
A review by Onan the Vulgarian
Oral 101: Suck-Hole Training
Cast: Ashton Scott, Cody Parker, Kenny Kash, Roger Rodriguez, Jessie Vasquez, Michael Cresthill, Jayden Keys, Kaden Roads, Ryan Patrick, Sebastian Blaque, Brad Michaels.
Directed by Brady Mayo for High Drive Productions/ Pacific Sun Entertainment.
Oral 101 Suck-Hole Training
Brad Michaels, Michael Cresthill, AJBrady Mayo finds the cutest young guys this side of Prague to film for High Drive Productions, but his films may be an acquired taste. The seven most recent productions were filmed at a campground in Florida. In the not-too-distant background there's a permanent armada of campers, trailers and RVs that make me very curious to know what the occupants are thinking about all the sexual hijinks going on nearby.
Michael Cresthill, Jessie VasquezWater sports figure prominently in all the films, but not the kind you think. There's a reedy pond where the boys fish, swim and paddle around in an inflatable rubber boat; someone is always squirting somebody with a hose or a squirt gun and invariably there's a car that needs washing. All such activities segue readily into sex.
Mayo also has a taste for corny dialog ("Do you have any sunscreen cuz you're burning me up?"), retro toys, including pint-sized fishing rods and — my favorite — the bow with suction-cup-tipped arrows that I wouldn't mind one or two of these Cupids aiming in my direction.
Kaden Roads, Jayden KeyesIn Oral 101: Suck-Hole Training, laundry seems to be a running theme. Blond cover model Cody Parker is highly critical of the load of whites hanging on the clothesline that Ashton Ryan (the dark-haired cover model) claims to have spent all morning washing. They bicker like aging (but oh-so-cute) queens over imagined skid marks, spots and cum stains on the phalanx of snow-white briefs hung out to dry, and they end up wearing some of the undies around their necks as they kiss and make up. They suck each other and Cody fucks Ashton.
Ashton ScottScene 2 requires a corny dialog alert as Kenny Kash and Roger Rodriguez try to outdo each other with mutual admiration platitudes. A hose, water pistols and a carwash all enter into the foreplay, which leads to mutual blow jobs, 69, and Kenny (the only hairy member of the cast) fucking Roger.
Michael Cresthill says he gets so turned on by Jessie Vasquez that he wants to do cartwheels. So he does. Then he jumps rope while Jessie hangs around with his hardon waiting. Michael stops showing off so he and Jessie can suck each other, then they spread out a blanket on the grass for a sit-fuck, moving later to the interior of an SUV. Jessie tops.
Kenny Kahs, Roger RodriguezAnother laundry dispute launches the next scene, which is a three-way. Ryan Patrick is the critic; Jayden Keyes and Kaden Roads are the laundry boys who object that the only thing dirty is Ryan's mouth, so Kaden plugs it with his cock. Everyone finds a cock to suck and Ryan eats Jayden's ass before Jayden fucks him, in the SUV and on the grass. The Jayden fucks Kaden for good measure.
Brad Michaels, Sebastian Blaque, Cody ParkerThe final scene, which is also a three-way, begins with Cody Parker, Brad Michaels and Sebastian Blaque tossing a football around. When that gets old, they triangulate for a group kiss. They shuck their shorts, which is all that any of them is wearing, and switch from kissing to sucking. Then it's off to the back of the familiar SUV, where Brad rides Cody's cock while Sebastian sucks him. Sebastian and Cody takes turns fucking Brad and Sebastian eats sum of Cody's cum.
Cute as these boys are, I wish they would display more enthusiasm and more abandon during the sex. Too often I wonder, like Peggy Lee before me, "Is that all there is?"
The DVD has chapter selection with fetish submenus, trailers, cumshots, slideshow, contact info, model interviews; 100 minutes.
posted Sept. 7, 2008
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